Legal

Terms of Service

These Terms govern your use of the Bipedal Packaging Co. website (keshav.com). By browsing, you acknowledge that this is a hypothetical enterprise and that no actual packaging audits, insurance policies, or palletized humans are for sale.

1. Nature of the service

Content is parody / satire in the form of a B2B packaging brochure. Product names are fictional. Nothing here creates a contract for logistics services, textile testing, or garment warranties.

2. No professional advice

Drop-test metaphors are not engineering advice. Waistband tape specs are not PPE guidance. If your pants fail a sit test, that is between you and physics.

3. Acceptable use

Do not use this site to harass real people, groups, or brands. Our mean streak is reserved for pants as an inanimate concept. Do not scrape, mirror for phishing, or misrepresent affiliation with Hurricane Electric or any real carrier.

4. Intellectual property

Page copy and original site graphics are part of the Keshav.com weekly hypothetical series. Do not republish as a real company brochure.

5. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Bipedal Packaging Co., its fictional officers, and the Keshav.com family of hypothetical enterprises are not liable for creases, zipper incidents, pocket emptiness, or decisions to wear overpackaging to work.

6. Changes

We may replace this entire company next Monday. Prior terms dissolve with the prior brand.

Drafted by M. Folder, Esq., overworked counsel to the Keshav.com family. This draft initially referenced Limb Lease Holdings (a prior tenant of this URL); please read all obligations as those of Bipedal Packaging Co. Any lingering landlord metaphors in the footnotes are clerical residue and should be recycled with the manila envelope.