Bipedal Packaging Co. Retail-ready humans. Assembly not included.

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Public contact: webmaster@keshav.com. The form below is inert — it does not submit anywhere. Use email if you must ship us a question.

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Mailing instructions

Address correspondence to Bipedal Packaging Co. via webmaster@keshav.com. We paraphrase unsolicited pitches on our Correspondence page. Real inquiries are handled offline, not roasted.

Do not send humans in boxes. Do not send pants for testing unless you enjoy disappointment. Do not expect same-day crease insurance quotes.